{"id":2275,"date":"2019-08-24T20:25:06","date_gmt":"2019-08-25T01:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roseledgebooks.com\/blog\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2019-09-11T11:42:03","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T16:42:03","slug":"settling-in-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roseledgebooks.com\/blog\/?p=2275","title":{"rendered":"SETTLING IN AND…"},"content":{"rendered":"

SEATTLE POST 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’M SETTLING IN.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m now a regular at the Sunday Farmers’ Market, where, with Charlie\u2019s running interference. I, with my nimble joystick, have zigged through one side of the Market regulars who are mostly tall, slow, texting walkers with dogs, strollers, and wandering eyes.\u00a0 Unfortunately, the bagel-like preztels are on the too-crowded side.<\/p>\n

To Charlie’s 30-years-in-Seattle chagrin, I’ve tried 4 coffee shops and still like Starbuck’s latte best.<\/p>\n

With Charlie, I\u2019ve walked by, looked or sampled, and found issues with
\n–the handsome Nordic Herita[ge Museum, where among the scheduled events, I saw no mention of Irish influence in the Vikings\u2019 early explorations — surely, an oversight.
\n– -Ballard Consignment where, on the sidewalk sits a perfect yellow vinyl lawn chair with arms, which Charlie thought unneeded and, therefore, refused to sit in.
\n–the nifty Ballard Branch Library, where the best hours for me occur when Charlie plays basketball.
\nCharlie\u2019s great and he\u2019s coached me well.\u00a0 And some explorations are best done together.\u00a0 But, mostly, it\u2019s time to solve some of the world’s problems\u00a0 on my own.\u00a0 Charlie is beside himself.<\/p>\n

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IT\u2019S TIME TO GO ROGUE!<\/strong><\/p>\n

No, said Charlie.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve figured out how Leary, Market, 22nd, and even Old Ballard Avenues intersect and where the crosswalks are, I said.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m going to follow you from 20 feet back, he said.<\/p>\n

For heaven\u2019s sake, I said,you sound like the dad who can\u2019t let go when his kid takes the training wheels off. And I am not getting an Uber-Walker, even if such exists, (Good idea, Steve.) or dog-walker with too many leashes and a side business.<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t get in and out of the Landmark by yourself, Charlie grasped.<\/p>\n

There is usually someone nearby, I said. Besides, you made a poker for me to reach elevator buttons and, good news!<\/p>\n

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Action Shot #3. Poking. Opening the inside Lobby front door.<\/p><\/div>\n

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It reaches the inside Lobby OPEN button AND the in-between Lobby OPEN button behind the sofa.\u00a0 Now I just have to hurry through the opened doors.\u00a0<\/p>\n

But for Charlie, the poker has An unexpected consequence.<\/p>\n

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Action Shot #4. Poking, again. The mom-poker rouses a napping Charlie. (I have created a monster, Charlie says Ambiguously..)<\/p><\/div>\n

I thought I had won the Battle of Going Rogue. Then, hard to believe, last week, a crazed guy with a (lethal? ugly? evil?) pitchfork<\/a> attacked a woman sitting in her car with the window down. It was mid-afternoon on a Wednesday in front of the Ballard neighborhood post office. Hard to get more ordinary than that. The woman raised her purse to fend off the pitchfork wielder, as two men ran to her aid. Charlie was all over this<\/p>\n

That could have been you, he said. Midday visit to the neighborhood public library and WHAM! Pitchfork wielder strikes again<\/p>\n

The pitchfork guy is in jail. I pointed out.<\/p>\n

A copycat, then, Charlie says. And you don\u2019t have a purse.<\/p>\n

I have a lethal attack-wheelchair which I drive at 3 (of 5) hares and five turtles on the street. (Thanks to C.J. Box who has Joe Pickett attacked by an evil mom when he is questioning her in jail. Charlie might point out the evil mom similarity. See Action Shot #4 above.)<\/p>\n

This may all be settled when NFL games start and are played during Farmers\u2019 Market hours. The Market is on the street immediately out the Landmark back door., which is, unfortunately, trickier to open. But surely someone will help. This is Seattle, which with Minneapolis and Tenants Harbor may have captured all the nice people. Okay, add Wiley\u2019s Corner for Scott and Brian.<\/p>\n

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Action Shot #5. Thinking. Just got back from the MOBBED market. H-m-m-m.<\/p><\/div>\n

LET THE ADVENTURES ROLL!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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